Under its NextDoor Buddies section, the latest scene from the famous NextDoor Studios is about a pair of friends who jog together. Sweaty and ready, they go back to a house to continue their cardio workout, in what becomes a simple, straight-forward sexual congress.
There isn't much else to say, other than the actors are objectively hot. It's the same thing we've seen NextDoor pump out time and time again, except this time the buddies don't even utter a single word (other than the basic "yeah" and "you're so thick"). Something basic like this isn't necessarily bad though - not every piece of content needs to have cinematic storytelling and storyboarding. However, what makes this lackluster is the complete lack of motivation from every side of this production. Not only is Julian very apprehensive in doing anything for the first half of this, Mick Marlo doesn't really perform worth his salt as an ASG Exclusive (the parent studio).
Lack of passion, or absence thereof, can be identified in the camerawork, as it's stationary and mild, almost as if it's saying "let's just get the job done". It's odd how exercise and athleticism is always a sure-fire way to get some good shots (no pun intended), and yet, it did nothing to spice up the interactions. I am in no way under any delusion that all the porn actors that do stuff together want to do stuff together, or even like each other for that matter. It's a job, like any other. But letting the audience know that they have no will or want for each other, completely ruins it for their loyal - but ever slimming - audience. This was a miss, and it would have been easy to not be so.
Side note: does anyone actually enjoy piledriver?
- Set design - 3/10
- Theme - 6/10
- Actors' performance - 5/10
- Chemistry - 3/10
- Dialogue - N/A
- Cinematography - 3/10
- Immersion - 2/10
- Overall - 3.5 out of 10 Nuts
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