In an Oktoberfest themed bar, four friends arrive in full traditional German getups, in order to get some beers, sausages, and whatever else may come their way! Paddy O'Brian stars in this, being the server who greets the group, ecstatic to please his customers. His charcuterie board obviously carries more than bratwurst's, to which lean-muscled Luciano is happy to help himself to. His friends leave him to his business, and Paddy proceeds to man-handle this European gem.
A few different positions with extreme lighting makes this for a good comfort view, when you can't be bothered to scour the internet for a specific genre. And you can very much tell this is someone's house and not a bar, even though they tried to decorate as much as they could, and splurged some money on the actors' lederhosen. But the one detail that got to me was that the beers Paddy served were very much not freshly drawn, and not even up to the rim of the glass. Of course this takes the viewer out of the immersion. While there's a conscious effort to hold yourself in disbelief when watching pornography, our imaginations can only go so far.
It's always a safe bet to cast Paddy as a top, and this scene is no different. However, he can only do so much if the bottom is tense throughout the whole session. The technique is obviously there, and the chemistry is very much present - the intense kissing is a staple to show "audience members" how much they're into one another, and the close-ups work to highlight this. While one of the actors isn't a native English speaker, it's not his accent that fumbles the dialogue, but the lack thereof. If you're trying to provide a plot, you could make an effort to provide for the people who watch this without skipping to the anal parts.
With all that being said, this feels like a fast-food chain menu of sorts. I'm not gonna go out of my way to order this, unless I absolutely don't care what I'm eating that day.
- Set design - 6/10
- Theme - 7/10
- Actors' performance - 7/10
- Chemistry - 8/10
- Dialogue - 3/10
- Cinematography - 5/10
- Immersion - 4/10
- Overall - 5.5 out of 10 Nuts
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